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Murphy’s Law
- Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
- You will always find something in the last place you look.
- No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you’ve bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
- The other line always moves faster.
- In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don’t need it.
- Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
- If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up.
- If it jams – force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
- When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
- Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
- Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
- In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.
- There’s never time to do it right, but there’s always time to do it over.
- When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
- Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
- Murphy’s golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.
- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
- A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
- In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
- Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
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