Elysium

If you don’t know the reason plum,

why did you come,

to Elysium –

we will give you one!

 

If you’re ill or sick,

a Single Malt would do the trick.

 

From yesterday you still not sober,

kind of hanging over,

 

take your time don’t hurry,

have a Virgin Bloody Mary.

 

Is bothering you a query,

order simply a Daiquiri.

 

If your girlfriend made your day,

because she ran away,

 

another one she’s choosen.

Drink a Margarita – frozen.

 

If, for you, it comes in handy,

Have a glass of Brandy.

 

Your boss is such a sod,

Just take a double shot.

 

What a fucking day indeed,

desperate a drink you need,

 

don’t wait, don’t hesitate,

a special drink – we will create.

 

Not feeling well in your tum-

if you are missing some‘-

trouble with your mum-

you add it up to a total sum-

surrounded by too many scum-

before insane you become-

sit on your bum,

have a rum,

at Elysium!