As sure as eggs is eggs

The sun is bright,

dark is the night,

 

a young pigeon is a dove,

red is the colour of love,

 

hairless is bald,

ice is cold,

 

you walk on your feet,

sugar is sweet,

 

the wind blows,

water flows,

 

the sky is blue,

sticky is glue,

 

snow is white,

left is the opposite of right,

 

cherries are red,

when you die you are dead,

 

water is wet,

a tiger is a cat,

 

fire is hot.

Oh, I almost forgot,

 

a lemon is sour,

so was «us» and «our»!

 

All of this is true,

like the picture I drew.

 

So sure was I,

that I would be thy.

 

But as cold as a fridge,

is life — that bitch!