{"id":1603,"date":"2015-02-13T17:22:37","date_gmt":"2015-02-13T17:22:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.philodex.net\/blog\/?p=1603"},"modified":"2015-02-13T17:22:37","modified_gmt":"2015-02-13T17:22:37","slug":"as-sure-as-eggs-is-eggs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.philodex.com\/lit\/as-sure-as-eggs-is-eggs\/","title":{"rendered":"As sure as eggs is eggs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The sun is bright,<br \/>\ndark is the night,<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\na young pigeon is a dove,<br \/>\nred is the colour of love,<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nhairless is bald,<br \/>\nice is cold,<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nyou walk on your feet,<br \/>\nsugar is sweet,<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nthe wind blows,<br \/>\nwater flows,<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nthe sky is blue,<br \/>\nsticky is glue,<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nsnow is white,<br \/>\nleft is the opposite of right,<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\ncherries are red,<br \/>\nwhen you die you are dead,<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nwater is wet,<br \/>\na tiger is a cat,<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nfire is hot.<br \/>\nOh, I almost forgot,<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\na lemon is sour,<br \/>\nso was &#8222;us&#8220; and &#8222;our&#8220;!<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nAll of this is true,<br \/>\nlike the picture I drew.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nSo sure was I,<br \/>\nthat I would be thy.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nBut as cold as a fridge,<br \/>\nis life &#8211; that bitch!<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The sun is bright, dark is the night, &nbsp; a young pigeon is a dove, red is the colour of love, &nbsp; hairless is bald, ice is cold, &nbsp; you walk on your feet, sugar is sweet, &nbsp; the wind blows, water flows, &nbsp; the sky is blue, sticky is glue, &nbsp; snow is white, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.philodex.com\/lit\/as-sure-as-eggs-is-eggs\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eAs sure as eggs is eggs\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[80],"tags":[65,66,67,68,69,70,71,72,73,74,75,76,77,78,79,81,82,83,84,85,86,87],"class_list":["post-1603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-englisch","tag-3-weeks","tag-8-million","tag-after-the-dask","tag-as-sure-as-eggs-is-eggs","tag-cactus","tag-elysium","tag-embodiment","tag-ferry","tag-four-reasons","tag-four-times","tag-its-over-again","tag-liaised","tag-loss","tag-no-one-can-guess","tag-number-five","tag-sandy-beach","tag-the-moon","tag-trapped","tag-why","tag-why-me","tag-words","tag-your-poem"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.philodex.com\/lit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.philodex.com\/lit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.philodex.com\/lit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.philodex.com\/lit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.philodex.com\/lit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1603"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.philodex.com\/lit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.philodex.com\/lit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.philodex.com\/lit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.philodex.com\/lit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}