If you don’t know the reason plum,
\nwhy did you come,
\nto Elysium –
\nwe will give you one!
\n
\nIf you’re ill or sick,
\na Single Malt would do the trick.
\n
\nFrom yesterday you still not sober,
\nkind of hanging over,
\n
\ntake your time don’t hurry,
\nhave a Virgin Bloody Mary.
\n
\nIs bothering you a query,
\norder simply a Daiquiri.
\n
\nIf your girlfriend made your day,
\nbecause she ran away,
\n
\nanother one she\u2019s choosen.
\nDrink a Margarita – frozen.
\n
\nIf, for you, it comes in handy,
\nHave a glass of Brandy.
\n
\nYour boss is such a sod,
\nJust take a double shot.
\n
\nWhat a fucking day indeed,
\ndesperate a drink you need,
\n
\ndon’t wait, don’t hesitate,
\na special drink – we will create.
\n
\nNot feeling well in your tum-
\nif you are missing some‘-
\ntrouble with your mum-
\nyou add it up to a total sum-
\nsurrounded by too many scum-
\nbefore insane you become-
\nsit on your bum,
\nhave a rum,
\nat Elysium!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
If you don’t know the reason plum, why did you come, to Elysium – we will give you one! If you’re ill or sick, a Single Malt would do the trick. From yesterday you still not sober, kind of hanging over, take your time don’t hurry, have a Virgin Bloody Mary. … \u201eElysium\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[80],"tags":[65,66,67,68,69,70,71,72,73,74,75,76,77,78,79,81,82,83,84,85,86,87],"class_list":["post-1844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-englisch","tag-3-weeks","tag-8-million","tag-after-the-dask","tag-as-sure-as-eggs-is-eggs","tag-cactus","tag-elysium","tag-embodiment","tag-ferry","tag-four-reasons","tag-four-times","tag-its-over-again","tag-liaised","tag-loss","tag-no-one-can-guess","tag-number-five","tag-sandy-beach","tag-the-moon","tag-trapped","tag-why","tag-why-me","tag-words","tag-your-poem"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.philodex.com\/lit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.philodex.com\/lit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.philodex.com\/lit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.philodex.com\/lit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.philodex.com\/lit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1844"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.philodex.com\/lit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1844\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.philodex.com\/lit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.philodex.com\/lit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.philodex.com\/lit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}