If you don’t know the reason plum,
why did you come,
to Elysium –
we will give you one!
If you’re ill or sick,
a Single Malt would do the trick.
From yesterday you still not sober,
kind of hanging over,
take your time don’t hurry,
have a Virgin Bloody Mary.
Is bothering you a query,
order simply a Daiquiri.
If your girlfriend made your day,
because she ran away,
another one she’s choosen.
Drink a Margarita – frozen.
If, for you, it comes in handy,
Have a glass of Brandy.
Your boss is such a sod,
Just take a double shot.
What a fucking day indeed,
desperate a drink you need,
don’t wait, don’t hesitate,
a special drink – we will create.
Not feeling well in your tum-
if you are missing some’-
trouble with your mum-
you add it up to a total sum-
surrounded by too many scum-
before insane you become-
sit on your bum,
have a rum,
at Elysium!

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